Wednesday, March 16, 2011

GAMES GAMES GAMES

So as a kid I never played video games. I am really bad at using the controls and such. I do not own a gaming system.

Unfortunately, I have a best friend who does own a gaming system, is very generous, and actively encourages me to come over and play his games for exorbitant amounts of time. This means that I have gotten sucked into the RPG world on occasion. I'm not buying myself a gaming system. I don't want to become a total fuck-up at life.

Let us, then, speak of the two games I have played.

Fallout New Vegas: Right now I am at the bit where I have a Robo-puppy and I am attempting to procure a brain for it. I have to fight some mean guys in order to get the brain. This puppy is so noisy. Also I am going to marry Boone somehow, I swear. This game is on indefinite hold however, because my friend insisted that I switch to playing

Dragon Age: Origins. As a rogue city elf, I am extremely hot. I gave myself the darkest skin coloring possible. The game has a weird glitch where the skin tone is lighter on my neck and collarbones however. This makes me look like I have some horrendous disfiguring skin condition. Also, the game once glitched so that my hands became enormous and purple, and I held them out like an idiot. It did this even in the cut scenes.

I am almost at the endgame now! However I'm pretty sure I'll never beat it. :) Also I romanced both Alistair and Zevran in the game and I made them both totally fall for me, but I chose Alistair. I am such a bad person!